Some Corny Jokes

Did you hear about the expert farmer who grew 18-foot tall corn stalks for his maze?
He is truly outstanding in his field!

What does an elephant and an ear of corn have in common?
They are both yellow, except for the elephant.

What did one young corn say to the other one?
My pop's bigger than your pop!

Did you hear about the new web site- Corn Maze Dir?
It's the s-talk of the town!

Big Momma was washing two corns in the bathtub. Then one corn said to the other:
No soap radio. Get it?
No, I don't
I don't get it either. I get the New York Times.

Boris stepped into the corn maze. He walked 10 paces straight. Then he took 12 paces to the left. 6 paces to the right, 4 paces straight, and 14 paces to the left. There was Vladmir, waiting for him in a long black trenchcoat. Boris looked around furtively. "Careful!" he whispered. "The walls have ears!"

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